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your tummy ever hurt so bad you start praying for a really good fart?
Updated 8 minutes ago by http://twitter.com/VulgarVerbalist

Alright who pooted?
Updated 12 minutes ago by http://twitter.com/IsSheMean_a

"I would drag my balls through two miles of broken glass to hear Justin fart in a walkie talkie"
Updated 17 minutes ago by http://twitter.com/shane_hall

"You used my leg as a tampon!!" lmbo
Updated 19 minutes ago by http://twitter.com/Beautyful_Bee

RT @Bidam87: We stacked like Sardines in this Camp! And this Nigguh jst farted while sleeping...wtf@Tara_Obiago I (cont) http://tl.gd/feepc
Updated about an hour ago by http://twitter.com/sugar_lipped

@richiiie your lame n u fart alot like a monkey
Updated about 1 hours ago by http://twitter.com/MRttphan

winona riders released their debut album " no more shall we fart" on the internet!
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/winonariders

I just farted on stage!(x
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/ryandeforeest

Ramajha celebrated her birthday by farting on me 7 times.
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/justinfritz

how do you spell queef? @ThisIsMayhem <-- Follow
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/FigueAlaska

about to fart around in Sketchup. may god have mercy on us all.
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/frostyplum

You dont wana know you turd!
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/mmaaaaatt

RT @sicap1: #iheardthat chuck norris can kick a fart back in your ass and make you burp!
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/dodgeryokut

http://twitpic.com/17t6cv - snake fart in a jar
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/Weekenddan

Sometimes even a dumb ass drops a clever turd
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/Devito_Korleone

eat fart
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/bradragine

@Jubesie I will sniff and sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff! And then a kid will fart or spew and the fun will be over....LOL!
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/mysweetmuse

Did anyone ever notice that the person who is heaviest and/or least attractive around always gets blamed for farting first?
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/watsonitis

Hahahahhaha! RT @pok3herfac3: RT @Dado_7: #iheardchucknorris has only ever farted twice. Once
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/princessmonay

#iheardthat chuck norris can kick a fart back in your ass and make you burp!
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/sicap1

BBC Radio4 is just fucking great, i guess that makes me an old fart, but it just is great, the world needs BBC Radio4
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/mattlopezdias

RT @Dado_7: #iheardchucknorris has only ever farted twice. Once in Hiroshima, once in Nagasaki.
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/backwud

People who have pooping problems like @DianneDancel
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/ConfusedArt

Never trust a #fart when taking meds that can both stop you up AND give you the runs.
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/MGSUCH

@missvarla phewwee stop all that farting puleese!
Updated about 2 hours ago by http://twitter.com/Eddiesooner